Whether you’re trying out for a new job or your workplace enforces monthly drug tests, it is always smart to know how to pass the controlled substance examination and testing. The good news is, you don’t have to own a science laboratory to do this.
A simple search on the web displays thousands of ideas and instructions from people who swear that their method works 100%. Some of these methods are not as effective as they appear on the web.
How then can you tell which method is most effective? Well, It’s a good idea to try out a method that is backed by solid science, unless that, you might putting your health in danger because some of those methods turn out to be very dangerous.
If your preferred method of trying to pass the drug test was gotten from the internet, the chances are that the testing industry has figured a way around that. No reason to fear though, each type of test has its unique flaw.
Here are some of the most popular types of drug tests and step by step guides on how to skirt them successfully.
Passing a urine drug test.
What is a urine drug test?
Urine drug test or drug screening is a painless test where the subject’s urine sample is analyzed for the presence of illegal drugs such as; marijuana, opioids, PCP, cocaine, amphetamine, methadone, methamphetamine, etc.
Types of urine drug tests
Urine drug tests are divided into two types:
- Immunoassay: this is the first test which is cheaper and brings out results quickly. When subjects fail this test, a confirmatory second is required.
- GC-MS meaning gas chromatography-mass spectrometry: this second test not only gives more accurate results, but it also can pinpoint the exact drug found.
The urine drug test is the most common type of administered drug test. It is also the easiest to successfully cheat at. In 2015, 90% of all drug tests performed in the US were urine drug tests.
Beating a urine drug test is as easy as getting your THC metabolite concentration levels just below the cutoff point. Most of the methods you find online are still just some variation of dilution. Dilution, as you might imagine goes beyond drinking a lot of water. A word of caution though, there’s a limit of water your body can handle before it starts getting scary.
Why it works
Passing a urine drug test through this method relies entirely on being meticulous and spot on with your preparations.
What they’re looking for in the urine sample is THC(meaning tetrahydrocannabinol, ). There’s little anyone can do to speed up their metabolism but, we want to water down your urine so you can pass the test.
Our theory is simple; you can’t speed up your metabolism which means the number of metabolites being excreted into your urine is constant. What you can affect is the rate at THC which you urinate. Doubling your rate of urination reduces THC concentration by 50%.
So basically, the more you urinate because of increased water intake, the less THC will be found in your urine.
That’s not all; there are other things the test contractors look out for including:
- Urine color: I’m sure you’ve noticed that your urine gets lighter with increased water intake. Clear urine is going to be rejected
- creatinine: This is a by-product of muscle metabolism, which is excreted into your urine. Drug testers also use this to test whether your urine is diluted.
- Specific gravity: this refers to the concentration of soluble salts found in your urine. If this number doesn’t add up, they’re gonna know you diluted. Electrolytes will ramp this up.
I know we said household products, but they can also be found at the nearest supermarket.
- Test strips: you’re gonna need two test strips; one for THC (I recommend a brand that measures different levels.), and creatinine test strips (same recommendation), you want to have a measurement of 20 mg/DL, or something close.
- B2 Vitamins: This keeps your urine nice and yellow.
- Electrolyte powder: This can easily be gotten at the nearest supermarket. It’s for your specific gravity.
- Creatinine supplement: I recommend ethyl ester.
Step by step guide
- For 4 hours, drink 0.8L of the water- electrolyte solution every hour. The solution should be drunken systematically, so it is spread throughout the hour. You should urinate a few times during this period.
- When the hours are over, collect your urine in a cup.
- using the test strips, measure your urine THC metabolites, creatinine, and specific gravity.
You have just performed a test run. Observe the THC metabolite levels, specific gravity, and creatinine.
If THC metabolites fall below 50ng/ml and your creatinine levels are above 20mg/dl, repeat this process before the test.
Activated charcoal or carbon is different from barbeque charcoal in that it has been processed with extremely high temperatures to increase its porosity to simply ridiculous levels.
Why it works.
Activated charcoal, due to its extreme porosity and high absorption capabilities, has found quite some applications in the pharmaceutical industry, but if used correctly, can be an excellent secret ingredient to passing that drug test.
Activated charcoal can absorb huge chunks of THC from your gastrointestinal tract and reroute them to your feces.
Activated charcoal takes a bit more time(about a week.), but you only need, Activated charcoal pills and water
Step by step guide
- You’re trying to force the drug out of your system so abstain from the drug, at least before the test.
- Swallow 10g of the charcoal before eating any meals and drink plenty of water.repeat this twice before the end of each day.
- Do this for two days in a week, the rest days, consume a very fiber-rich diet.
- Perform periodic THC metabolite tests to keep track of your progress.
- Continue with this routine until the test is over.
It’s important to note that too much Activated charcoal may lead to constipation, so make up for this by drinking plenty of water.
Passing a hair drug test
The hair drug or hair follicle test is one of the toughest tests to skirt. Not only can it tell whether you have any illegal drugs in your hair, but it can pinpoint certain scary details like drug use patterns, so this might be a bit harder to do. But it has been done, countless times.
How marijuana metabolites are stored in hair.
When drugs are ingested, they find their way into the bloodstream which is fed to hair follicles. Hair follicles are responsible for growing hair; the detectable toxins are then passed into the hair shaft.
For How Long?
Detectable toxins were naturally embedded into the hair shaft, so they remain detectable for several months.
Can these toxins be washed from hair?
These toxins cannot be scrubbed or washed out by just any shampoo; they have to be treated with special ultra-powerful detox shampoo that provides the deep cleaning your hair needs.
Solution: detox shampoo
Detoxification shampoo was originally designed to remove metabolite contamination. It is acidic, it eradicates metabolites but does not harm your hair. It was designed to fight all toxins including marijuana toxins.
A Macujo method using Zydot ultra clean
This method doesn’t harm your hair and has high success rates. It depends largely on how meticulously you follow the instructions:
- Prepare a big bath or bowl with an ample supply of warm water. You should put on safety goggles and rubber gloves.
- Rinse your hair with the warm water.
- Now apply the Zydot ultra clean shampoo and work it into your hair all the way down to your scalp.
- Put on a shower cap and leave the shampoo to work its magic for 30 minutes. You may feel a burning sensation; it’s completely normal.
- wash shampoo out with liquid detergent, use plenty of warm water until clean.
- rinse until squeaky clean.
Repeat this process twice daily, seven days before the test.
Passing a saliva drug test.
Saliva drug tests are the easiest tests to skirt. Abstaining from the drug for a day or two before the test while seriously increasing the rate and quality of oral up-keep will do the trick. You want to brush 3 times a day for a day or two before the test and rinse your mouth thoroughly with mouthwash and plenty of water.
Saliva drug tests are basically for detecting users with same day use. So, it’s a good idea to abstain for a day or two.
Methods or techniques of passing a drug test that doesn’t work and why:
The oldest method in the book. Testers are going to be looking for this; if they find it, you’ll have to drop another urine sample on sight. This will raise a red flag.
Although contains some excellent components, those components are in negligible quantities. Drinking this to the point where it matters means forcing down quite a lot of cranberry juice; just another variation of dilution, go with water.
Furthermore, cranberry juice doesn’t taste good; what passes for cranberry juice in stores is a mixture of cranberry flavor and up to 95% water and artificial sweeteners.
Azo: Equal to taking Aspirin
Contains chlorine which is harmful to your health, is another variation of dilution and urine adulteration will be spotted from a meter away.
Is a toxin in itself which is dangerous when ingested up to a relatively low cutoff.
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